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 Mar 3 2009, 09:16 PM
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 Viceroy  Group: Top Brass Posts: 56 Joined: 11-May 08 From: Bayonne, NJ Member No.: 10  |
Hello Everyone,
Here's Today's Joke: "So a man goes fishing early in the morning, as he's sitting in the boat he had to stand to reach for something, upon reaching he tripped over some equipment and fell into the lake." "Unbeknown to him the current was rather strong and pulled him away from his boat." Just then a couple in a boat come along and saw the man nearly drowning, so they shouted to him; "Sir we are here to help give us your hand!" The man then shouted back, "No, God shall save me, I shall put my faith in God." A little while later, two more boats come along, and they too saw the man nearly drowning, and they shout: Sir, give us your hand we're here to help!" Yet again the man refused, and said "No God WILL save me, I HAVE put my faith in God." Some more time passed and this time three boats come by and saw the man drowning, and they shout to him, "Please sir let us help you, you're going to die!!" Once more the man refused and said, "No, God is going to save me, I put my faith in him." So the man drowns....and he enters heaven, he sees god and approaches him and asks; "God?, why, why did you let me die....I had so much faith in you" God turned to him and said, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I SENT YOU ALL THOSE BOATS!!!" ~The End~
~Xixian -------------------- "If you want things in your life to change, your going to have to change things in your life."
"If you continue to do what you've always done, you'll continue to have what you always got." "I'd rather be happy doing nothing, then doing something that I don't love" |
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Mar 4 2009, 10:37 PM
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 Dream Weaver Group: Top Brass Posts: 1,000,098 Joined: 10-May 08 From: Everywhere and nowhere~ Member No.: 7 |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xD where the hell did you hear that from? ahh man... -------------------- Your SaGa lies beyond these Horizons...
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Mar 12 2009, 11:41 AM
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 Sleeper  Group: Members Posts: 121 Joined: 27-September 08 From: Norway Member No.: 40 |
You know, I kinda got the point before I ended reading. ** Understood what God had done
-------------------- "Life is a lesson, eventually you'll learn it when you're through."
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Mar 12 2009, 07:03 PM
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Viceroy Group: Top Brass Posts: 56 Joined: 11-May 08 From: Bayonne, NJ Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Arthin @ Mar 12 2009, 04:41 PM)  You know, I kinda got the point before I ended reading. ** Understood what God had done Very good. ^_^ -------------------- "If you want things in your life to change, your going to have to change things in your life."
"If you continue to do what you've always done, you'll continue to have what you always got." "I'd rather be happy doing nothing, then doing something that I don't love" |
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